How to make a Pokemon

I don't know much about Pokemon, except that they are ridiculous in price:

And in looks:

So it was easy to figure out how to make one.

1. Take any random object, say a spaghetti noodle and make this your base for the Pokemon.

2. Add any number of limbs.

3. Mix in some claws and/or horns(this part is optional).

4. Add a HUGE dollop of any crud you cram on there(this is probably the most essential step)

5. Gently bring to life.

6.  Then name it.

Viola! Your Pokemon is now ready to kick another Pokemon's butt and rob people of their money!

*This is a reference to the "Spaghatta Nadle" post from "Hyperbole and a Half". Here's a link:http://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/02/spaghatta-nadle.html

I don't have my stylus.

I have not been posting lately because I do not have the stylus for my Bamboo tablet. I can't draw without it.

Here is an example of my art minus a stylus:

So it will be a while before I post anything.....I have good ideas though!

Are we not Mold?

I forgot what I was going to post.....

Whoops......here are some random pictures instead! :D

Humans and stupidity

I recently figured out why people like beer, drugs and other mind altering substances so much...IT MAKES THEM STUPID!!! I'm sure you've seen at least one video of some drunk guy trying to put on pants, walk up a hill, buy beer or put on a flip-flop. They fail at even the simplest tasks because they have willingly rendered themselves utter morons. When I shared this on Facebook I got the following reply from my aunt, "Stupidity is bliss". Why is that? Why would Homo sapiens want to forsake the weapon that made him king of the world? It's completely backwards!